#10
What you really feel about violence, famine, death, disease, mental disorder, blood and gore.
#9
You don't actually brush your teeth, clean your ears, use any soap in the shower, use any shampoo in the shower, use the water in the shower, wash the family dishes properly, separate your raw from your cooked in the kitchen, wash your hands after every time you go to the bathroom, and/or wipe your ass every time after doing a poo.
#8
If you have a tattoo or piercing in 'special places' on your body.
#7
Whether you really go to school every single day.
#6
What causes that kind-of-like-weed smell in your bedroom.
#5
What you're doing in the bathroom that takes so long.
#4
Where all that money she gives you really goes.
#3
Whether you've lost your virginity yet, and if so, with who?
#2
Whether you've ever hidden a pregnancy or an STD from her.
And the #1 thing a guy's mom should never know:
If it looks exactly the same as your dad's.
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