129 - Top Ten things a guy's mother should never know

#10
What you really feel about violence, famine, death, disease, mental disorder, blood and gore.

#9
You don't actually brush your teeth, clean your ears, use any soap in the shower, use any shampoo in the shower, use the water in the shower, wash the family dishes properly, separate your raw from your cooked in the kitchen, wash your hands after every time you go to the bathroom, and/or wipe your ass every time after doing a poo.

#8
If you have a tattoo or piercing in 'special places' on your body.

#7
Whether you really go to school every single day.

#6
What causes that kind-of-like-weed smell in your bedroom.

#5
What you're doing in the bathroom that takes so long.

#4
Where all that money she gives you really goes.

#3
Whether you've lost your virginity yet, and if so, with who?

#2
Whether you've ever hidden a pregnancy or an STD from her.

And the #1 thing a guy's mom should never know:

If it looks exactly the same as your dad's.

102 - On banging my knee

I was taking off my socks just now, and as I raised my left leg up, I hit my knee on the edge of my desk. I managed to hit the funny bone in my knee, whatever that is, one of those pressure points that cause extreme pain, and I basically just fell off my chair (as I only had one foot on the ground for stability), and collapsed on to the floor. I felt like the wind had been knocked out of me, and I couldn't even bring myself to shout or cuss. I banged by knee, and created a thud on the floor, and now I'm wondering how little things like that happen in our everyday life but never get mentioned due to the insignificance of it.

So I'm talking about it here, right now. Pain is funny. And thought-provoking.

52 - LOL

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44 - LOL

33 - More Chinglish.

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Cuiture?

This small error is like a stake in my heart.

It is made worse because the mistakes are mass-produced.

Lifec ycle of si lk wrom. :D




Not-recyclable. The hyphen is not right.
What is more amusing is the symbol underneath. I did not know there was a symbol for the opposite of recycling.

lol.

Courageous use of the semi-colon.


It's so civilized, indeed.

How do omnivores usually throw away their rubbish?

Alright. I'll climb over the fence.


This made me feel so clever.

27 - Exorcist maze game

The actual game can be found here.